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renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

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Anonymous asked: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha


Answer:

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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!!!!!!

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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itslikethatfrenchthing:

powerofvoodoo:

so i’m ready to go back to school

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woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

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blackbabesupremacy:

theuppitynegras:

brownglucose:

blueklectic Explains It Best: Broke People With Great Fashion Sense

My daily struggle

I feel this in an emotional level

I could’ve started a million trends if I had the money

(Source: youknowyouwantsit, via thesouldesires)

Disneyforeveramen’s Disney Meme 
5/10 Movies: Sleeping Beauty (1959)

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